Lexicon

A glossary of terms I use with which you might not be familiar:

dickbag — a terrible person; instead of a head, he’s just got a bag filled with penises

gorram — “goddamn,” in the futuristic parlance of Joss Whedon’s Firefly

pansexual — someone attracted to people of all gender identities; someone who believes you fall in love with a person, not a gender

stupid gorgeous — so beautiful I can’t handle it; a positive term

quim — a 19th century slang term for vagina (and one I think we should bring back!)

If I’ve used a term you find confusing, ask me to define it!