Lexicon
A glossary of terms I use with which you might not be familiar:
dickbag — a terrible person; instead of a head, he’s just got a bag filled with penises
gorram — “goddamn,” in the futuristic parlance of Joss Whedon’s Firefly
pansexual — someone attracted to people of all gender identities; someone who believes you fall in love with a person, not a gender
stupid gorgeous — so beautiful I can’t handle it; a positive term
quim — a 19th century slang term for vagina (and one I think we should bring back!)
If I’ve used a term you find confusing, ask me to define it!
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I thought pansexuals were people who found cookware attractive.